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February 23rd, 2006
06:53 pm - you know you're a 90's kid if.....
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" (STORMY!!!)
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, and Ninja Turtles
Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL
" Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain would finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
If u remember watching 90210
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December 13th, 2005
04:10 pm - guess who?
she's such a slut
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December 12th, 2005
03:12 pm
i'm not sure if i've always known this and i'm just realizing this now... but potheads cant be friends with ppl who arent potheads. i mean real friends. they always need their pot. assholes.
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November 8th, 2005
12:22 pm
does anyone want a bulldog?
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April 6th, 2005
01:38 pm
if anyone knows how to get ahold of adam carr, please let me know.
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June 7th, 2004
08:04 am - one thing
if i had more time, i'd probably write too much and that is probably a good thing. but i ask one thing and one thing only: accept me for who i am..... or in your words: who i have become. thanx.
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April 14th, 2004
08:41 pm - ------just what the world needs (michelle tea)-------
i can say something cosmic like
our tongues opened navel chakras and
out marched a hundred and twenty eight dakinis
licking lips bumping hips doing shit dakinis do
and when u ran for the bus quick like that you
left some in my belly they need to see u they want
to go home
and i'd like mine back too.
i can say something dysfunctional like
it's me falling back on my past like a plate glass
window i'm gonna end up slipping on the shards
getting cut
bleeding
or how about i'm an animal just an animal
a dumb fucking animal with a nose that sniffs
and a tongue that licks and you are too
dont call dont call just
die pretty like marilyn monroe
leave me writing poems about closure and completion
stuffed with longing like a xmas stocking,
trival gifts i dont need at all but better
than what i'll be writing weeks from now if
i find u on my doorstep shit like never trust a man,
all men are dogs and men who needs them cliche shit
i already knew anyway listen u left my stomach
spinning like a psychedelic drug toy you left my cunt
like a flower that wont stop unfolding left my friends
confused and a little upset left me kicking identity into
the gutter like a tin can every time i walk by your house
got me writing a fucking love poem like
girl meets boy just what the world needs on more
girl-boy love poem got me chewing on my tongue
like a secret i gotta tell again and again and
ive got your fingernails tucked under my sleeve,
lying sharp on my wrist, did u know you forgot them,
do u want them back?
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April 8th, 2004
09:14 pm - ---lies we tell ourselves (marj hahne)-----
there's nothing wrong with
two ppl agreeing to use each other but
let's call it what it is.
"sensual pleasure" sounds good, sounds up-
standing, sounds so very self-evolved.
a good shit gives me sensual pleasure but
it's still a shit.
so let's call it what it is.
let's stop this euphemistic twist
of tongue, let's stop this tryst of
word tricks in the back
seat of your joystick joy ride,
high-speed hot rod coming to a grinding
halt. turn off your triple-a lip service,
that two-timing sliming out of both
sides of your spinning orb of mouth around
some cockamamie cock-a-doodle
doo doo. you you you you you
stop wheeling your spun-out
deals stuck in the burnt-orange mud
of second-chakra ruts in my road
rags; save your judas kisses
for some other ass's cheek.
really, let's call it what it is.
"sensual pleasure" aint no
tantric trance when you're frantically
banging your yang angainst yin;
it's a fancy phrase you chant,
you coo when a coup d'etwat
is your master plan, a booby trap,
your trojan-horse maneuver
to move her to yes yes yes
you're the best at your con-
sensual party for one. yes,
do honor her, serve her
a stiff cocktail straight up,
let her drink your vintage creme de
dink, dunk her cookie in it.
you sure know how to work a room
done up with gorgeous rugs covering
floorboards weakedned by the wood
workers who came before you.
you sure know how to tame a
caged pussy, so hurt, so hungry, it purrrs
under your slippery-fingered touch.
so let's stop this cat-o'-nine-tales
whip of self-actual lies.
let's call it what it is:
-fucking-
and fucking you by any other name
is just bad fiction.
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09:05 pm - i want to share poems
----six minutes writing (kadija sesay)----
the first day
was the longest,
the day after u left.
i spent
six hours sleeping
six hours reading
six hours eating
six hours sitting
six minutes writing
fighting
every inclination in me
to convince the
holiday company that
i was too ill to stay
away, from u.
i wasnt homesick,
just yousick
which annoyed me.
until today i didnt believe
that it's not where u are
but who you're with
that makes the difference
between being content and being happy.
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December 8th, 2003
04:48 pm - yo
will someone PLEASE go dancing with me this weekend?!!?!?!?!!??!
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November 30th, 2003
07:59 pm - i've just realized:
we can't get along because we're so goddamn alike.
fuck.
thank u for the times when we could stand each other.
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September 24th, 2003
04:03 pm - locked
no drama may enter
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August 4th, 2003
12:30 pm - yay!
Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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July 9th, 2003
June 9th, 2003
12:46 pm
You are Joan, from playing by heart, beautiful,
wild, great personality, and loves to fall in
love!
What Angelina Jolie character are you? (Now with pics)
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May 18th, 2003
09:10 pm
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May 12th, 2003
April 18th, 2003
12:23 am - ramble because i'm overtired and still in red and khaki
i've realized that i spend my life at target. i've worked 30 hours in the last 3 days and i have 2 more days to go. i figured out that my check is going to be close to $500 before taxes... so like $2...... but it's still not worth it. they called me and actually asked me to work a 12 hour shift... not including staying after, which is normally another 2 hours. the fact that they even thought i would consider it was insane.... so i only worked an 11 hour shift.... fuck me.
allison, you missed jesus lady and she brought bob.. wow is that man wrinkly!
gay boys are dumb.
i want to go out to eat at the olive garden. who wants to go????
my mom's man is coming up from texas. he's chubby and he smokes. he stinks. oh well. he makes my mom happy and that's all the matters.... \
i dont see my mom much and maybe that's why i'm not like most ppl my age, who hate their mothers. my mom and i see each other maybe once a week... if that sometimes, because we're both always working. she does a lot for me though, even though i dont see her ever. too bad i cant say that for my dad.... blah.
i miss u, nicole... i say u give up grodie island and come stay with me!!'
ashley, josh's puter is being odd so he cant do his part with dirty kid... but we'll figure something out....
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April 16th, 2003
12:34 pm - and when everyone is not here....
it's so easy to care about ppl but it's much more difficult to take them into consideration when it comes down to making yurself happy. we're all selfish in some way but sometimes making yourself happy isnt worth the pain it'll put someone else through.
i used to think i couldnt live with ne one. i mean, i'm with josh a lot, sometimes, but i dont think i could live with him. but i could live with ashley or nicole or sarah. that's it . they're entertaining but they have the ability to chill the fuck out and do their own thing. living alone in chicago is gonna be scary. who's gonna come stay with me until we're at each other's throats so i wont have to sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow???
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March 18th, 2003
02:01 pm
there isnt much to say anymore.
::your evilness will come back tenfold::
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